Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Another thing everybody wants

So your out being a super hero with your monkey sidekick and horribly you turn your back for one moment to get a slerpey and BAM!!! Some supervillain (not even a really powerful one. Probably some one like Dr. Orange juice, or the Door Bell of Doom.) just death rays your monkey. What do you do now? Your monkey is dead. Go ahead and get what everybody wants more than a monkey, a VELOCIRAPTOR!!! Sure a monkey is fuzzy and intelligent but who wouldn't rather have a velociraptor on their side? So in conclusion if you chose the velociraptor you will get 5 wishes, the chicks (or guys if you are a girl) will dig you, and you will become immortal. Choose the now irrelevant monkey and instantly die with only time enough to slap yourself (hard this time.)


DEATH TO BOREDOM

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