Have any of you ever considered what could happen if Disney studios got some of their stuff mixxed up? It would be utter chaos with the impressionable children of our world getting mixxed messages and stuff. Donald duck gets mixed with pirates of the Caribbean and BAM!!! we have a duck fighting skeleton pirates. And we have a pants less Orlando bloom hanging out with a female duck called daisy. WHEN WILL THE DUCKEY TYRANNY END??? anyhoo what if Mickey mouse and George of the jungle got mixed up? George would have to be clothed do all sorts of stuff while hanging out with a pantsless duck, a humanoid dog thing (or whatever Goofy is.), and a weird dog named after a planet. And Mickey would instantly be trampled by a mouse hating Shep (Georges pet elephant). What is the world coming to?
These writings have been the product of a rather large brain twitch and I hope that no one is offended. And if any one from Disney is reading this please don't have me assassinated.
DEATH TO BOREDOM!!!!!!!!!
The world's a playground. You know that when you are a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
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