Doom of the Earth

Ya all know how the worlds going to end right? The truth is that all of the earths cars are transformers! You cant find any thing wrong because the robots that make all the new transformers make the structure right but insert nanobots that start to change the cars as soon as they have passed all the futile tests that the factory uses to make sure that the cars work properly. And then all the cars wait in the car lots and those that are bought sit and study their human byers. They all wait for the signal to come so that they may feast. Cars don't really live on gas and oil but these things only sustain them, the cars survive on flesh, traveling from world to world consuming flesh in whatever form of transportation those peoples use. Why use transportation you ask? It is easer to transport the peoples, and who would expect the unintelligent beast of burden to be biding their time so that it could feast one day soon? these are ancient, they can wait, and they are powerful enemies. The earth is doomed! DOOOOOOOOMMMMMMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA SNORT GIGGLE HA HA HA HA HA HA WHEEZ GIGGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am human. I am also sane. This was all the creation of a active (if not overactive) imagination. I realize that this is not real and I hope no one will start a cult from this ranting. DEATH TO BOREDOM!!!!!!!